It’s time again
"Tunak Tunak Tun" (Punjabi: ਤੁਣਕ ਤੁਣਕ ਤੁਣ) or "Tunak", is a bhangra/pop love song by Indian artist Daler Mehndi released in 1998. At the time, critics complained that Mehndi’s music was only popular due to his videos that featured beautiful women dancing. Mehndi’s response was to create a video that featured only himself.
also gosh the lyrics to this are actually really sweet & great i never realised
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me
I confirmed it. We’re not getting back together anytime soon.
Still would like to have her in my life, but it’s whatever.
I had one hell of a fucking ride, never will I love someone like I did her.
bill gates, a real life hero
"mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue" "idfk shoot lasers at it"
Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.
Oh Vector Sigma that last one nearly made me pee myself….
Alfred Pennyworth is the actual best thing about the Batman comics :D